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OM050 - tndasii

by The New Desoto All-Stars

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Ndjamena 11:03
Such a lame fort In a saltpan minefield haze They stroll the deserts sands in sport For days and days and days To a long forgotten colony Where train tracks fear to tread The jackals fight amongst themselves Now the elephants are dead here in the dead heart As far from the sea As a man can surely be We took a caravan from Tripoli To find the world’s most lonely tree Now we’ll take the town by Toyota truck By morning the market make Or else find that we’re shit out of luck When the sun begins to bake And it’s not much fun When you’re stuck in the dead heart No matter where you run You’re still stuck in the dead heart The slavers and the sheiks may make Their redline guarantees But what chance can you really have With neighbours such as these Neath the glare and suffocating air The basin drains to dust With nowhere to go, the river flow Evaporates to rust here in the dead heart We set up camp amongst the bones Where the raiders ply their trade When the sickly air came upon us there The doc was first to fade Now we hide from our assassins’ hands In a palace with armed guards Lost our letters to the sands Give the Bashar all our regards ‘Cause it’s not much fun When you’re stuck in the dead heart You will learn to hate the sun When you’re stuck in the dead heart No matter where you run You’re still stuck in the dead heart There’s nothing to be done When you’re stuck in the dead heart Such a lame fort In a saltpan minefield haze We stroll the desert sands in sport For days and days and days and days and days As far from the sea As a man can surely be Midst the skulls we had a cup of tea A land-locked land and inland sea Now the desert’s heading south And our fortunes follow suit The mission plots its method out As there’s nothing left to loot So we hide from our assassins’ hands In a palace with armed guards Lost our letters to the sand Give the Bashar all our regards ‘Cause it’s not much fun When you’re stuck in the dead heart No matter where you run You’re still stuck in the dead heart You will learn to curse the sun When you’re stuck in the dead heart Bend your knee and kiss the gun ‘Cause you’re stuck in the dead heart
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Mu Draconis 12:16
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“Letters From Emma Laing” In the gardens of her father’s house The left behind explorer’s spouse Waits for letters to come on home She was courted as a stepping stone The Consul kept a chaperone And now he sends his love through the BCO And then: From papers strewn across the sand Reports return in unknown hand When she heard the awful news, she upped and sung the blues She writes: “O! These dreadful cruel reports Dash at last hopes of fast return You need only send the word and I’d be right by your side Let my holding arms be shields against the dancing desert swords And you and I, together we’ll lie And our souls both take flight on the same burning spear.” A widowhood would soon begin She awaits the word on the western wind But the sand claims all it can and the letters never came “Letters To Emma Laing” From the gardens of your father’s house I set out for the South On our honeymoon I left without your heart To find my fame in Timbuktu To make the name I give to you Charting out the map that marks the distance we’re apart I tried to write some lines I tried a thousand times But the words just wouldn’t muster from the pen on to the page So I’ll keep on keeping on Let the Consul pass my kisses on As a would-be poet warlord you’d love me just the same In a land where letters come with daggers laid inside And the ruined cathedral hills stare out with blue hyena eyes Though I climbed your family tree and it’s still one ten in the shade But it’s all for king and country, if I reach the coast I’m made And I wrote it all for you My journal to Timbuktu But I lost it in the sands where the wind fades all away In the gardens of her father’s house The lonesome lost explorer’s spouse Waits and weeps for letters that never came
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In defence of “I am what I am” They say banking’s such a lovely scam So let’s all go out on the lam And keep it all inside Where’d that oily flim flam go? He left about an hour ago And where he’s gone I just don’t know But I think he went inside We make the rules with gold and jewels’ demand Stooges, fools, and other tools be damned The circle’s work just won’t shirk itself To be a jerk’s the utmost perk of wealth A dropped dime makes the wires glow They caught his tail in Mexico And took him down in Buffalo The call came from inside Now a dollar buys a two-bit show He recollects the fields of blow And all the things he must forego That he cannot get inside Don’t get caught with what you ought not got The drunken sot learns what’s what for naught His careless mess leaves us more or less annoyed Upside the head, the ol’ right there, Fred’s deployed
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Paul Keen 05:27
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You keep on out, you keep on out You keep on out tonight You keep on out... Did you get the Funyuns, Marv? Be sure to put a little spin out on the Dan Beware the flim flam man He says it's all his plan You keep on out, you keep on out The hum is getting loud You keep on out Be proud you're allowed to doubt The clouds are all about And gravity settles in tonight It all comes from without The shadow behind the light Cause I got the curve and I got the swerve And a sign on the door says "do not disturb" It just gets on my nerves So pass the Funyuns, Marv A little volume elevation on the Dan, if you can Clever monkeys on the lam The gravity's thick and sure to stick around His dirty tricks are bound to kick you down The fire came in collusion with a friend Let's conspire with our illusions to the end In defense of I am that I am They say I'm nothing but a lovely sham And by Myself I'd be surely damned If I were to ever step inside Where it's bounded by the rounded curve The smallest angle yields the greatest swerve I'll not deserve now to be made to serve You see, it's just a point of pride The circle's work is just a quirk of fate The monkeys lurk but go berserk too late To a jealous god who'll not be mocked tonight Your Ragnarok is quite the shock delight
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Butterflies with sooty wings A sequel to the Hittite king I'm just edging it up in here Let the hounding begin Who'd've thought to make such sport Of matters nasty, brutish, and short Ah, but there's people living longer lives every day "I am significant!" the little dust speck cries With the overstated self-importance of the paranoid mind They're giving it their best, they're giving it their all See them scamper in a race to be first against the wall If we all work together maybe we could make things better But, uh, I don't like the looks of that guy standing over there He's got an interesting haircut and I don't mean to stare but I heard in an early draft they were going to bring a horse on stage But I guess not All aboard for the shit show sure shot A gathering of an ugly mob and they all want what you got With uniformed henchmen I could achieve my potential I'd been running this town inside a couple of weeks Yeah, baby! Who wants to be first against the wall? Life is fun, y'all I don't want to hear about your diet I could use a little quiet It's been a slice, my dear, but now I've got to go I've got a body, I've got a soul If you wanna get to heaven then you've got to get cold My laws! Is that the time? So goodbye to your life in black and white You're always justified when you're on the losing side So fuck off with your goose and go hide under your cloud Could have maybe made it through if you only didn't type so loud Life is fun!!
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The dumbfucks are out in force tonight And all the orders pecked They looked askance because he stepped off the grind Not all his thoughts are quite correct We’re taking umbrage We’ll eat our own We’re usually the first to cast a stone While the fascies fall in line on time Are you subaltern enough to speak? There's no time to out-meek the weak We keep up our critique Blind eye for eye Our credo and our cry: “Who’s more held down than I?” Protest kids shoot photo-essays of themselves You know they don’t give a fuck about anybody else They got their brightly coloured badges and their ornamental scars But it lacks a certain magic till they get drunk and crash their cars The fat man's making a pile He's got all the rubes roused and riled They say a vanguard party is not a long term plan So let’s raise a cup of tears to the burning universal man Hotcha!
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I hear emoting’s now the rage And that all the world’s a stage The only thing I want to see Is all o’ y’all’s eyes up on me It’s all gone to my head Called “Dawg” for street cred I beg your pardon I sing with a hard-on When I’m shilling for The Man I get my beats out of a can Heartland rock with frosted tips Harmonize with Intel chips I’ll learn to work the microphone And sing just what I feel And maybe drop a hit ring tone And score my record deal I earn my wages Playing Las Vegas The current plague is We all get stages I’d like to teach the world to sing In corporate synergy Got the right one, baby, got the real thing I like my dinners free And I know that I’ll be bound When I finally chart my sound You can’t hop an old jet plane In the cold November rain The fleeting while that is star power Hey brother, can you spare a quarter hour It gets no better than when a pro Gets his mitts on all the dough I’d like to teach the world to sing I’m a personality Got a silly hat back stage, if you like that kind of thing Just keep your eyes on me Keep your eyes on me ‘cause I got a silly hat I earn my wages Sing in Las Vegas I beg your pardon I lost my hard-on
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A world grown grey With crops of Cain passed over A black sun bears the light From me come the pox and plague To trouble minds Send gross fumes to the brain Windy fools with castle airs Excepted from our list of cares Here it comes around again With wheels amiss and shedding skin A pint of honey yields a gallon of gall Whom the wind fears hears the call Circle the crossroads With a nine-knotted string Seven garments peeled away Seven gates sealed in grey Waste the flesh To powder in the fire Pale rider takes the saddle Men will die on account of cattle Now the bull and the elephant May be as powerful as Goliath But they have not the understanding To build the road they take Their death is at hand Their kingdoms overthrown The goat and the dog Shall rest on their throne Here it comes around again Rising like the full moon on the right Man’s ruin is the Devil’s dish Drop the name and make a wish I set my seat Above the stars Command treasure Scatter flies Seize the snake that guards the way The narrow way beyond the road All spirits in their proper shape Round and forgotten by an ape Emissary goat Here comes the crouching one Squatting black bulk Dressed up in the skins of cattle
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Mandeville 08:45
It was such a long strange trip we forgot we’re on a ship. The boys and girls just ate it up Why see the world when you can make it up? I’ve been through the bowels of whales and lived to tell tall tales of my fleet of paper sails. I’ll go and cast my stage with the Spirit of the Age and other creatures of the page. It’s a wide, wild world of words. Let’s get lost in far off lands made up by many hands. Check the map beneath the sands. Off to parts unknown and the lands beyond the pole inside the earth where the Saucer People go. The blessed will ever rest with the weary in the west It’s just fiction and needs no contradiction You can take it from the man A weave of dreams and borrowed trips makes up my handy manuscript, and if you’re sleeping on the street, you can still take shade underneath your feet. Oh, you’re just talking shit in the barbershop of the headless man, but it seems legit ‘cause no-one likes a voice of reason now. Let’s pretend to become what we pretend and in the end we’ll pretend that we’re not penned. Made marvellous in memory with Thoth & Co.’s old remedy, into being I shall will these worlds and sling ‘em to the rubes, shape bourgeois attitudes ‘til such a shit show shambles on towards the sun.

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Recorded over a span of five years, tndasii is a sequel of sorts to 2013's The New Desoto All Stars. Whereas Love Notes From The Bunker was a collection of short songs with fairly simple arrangements, tndasii, a double album, mostly consists of longer, jam-based compositions with a more elaborate, layered sound.

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released May 5, 2020

Composed, performed, and recorded by Michael Phillips with
James Clugston - acoustic guitar and electronic drums on "The Letters Of Emma Laing"; electronic drums on "Motivational Rock" and "Euro Auto Paint"
Stephen Fuller - drums on "Life Is Fun!!, Ctd."
Gary Roberts - drums on "Emissary Goat"

Recorded June 2015 through March 2020 at the Merrickville Book Emporium, Ontario, Canada.
Additional recording at respective residences.

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OMNIMIC Merrickville Wolford, Ontario

Home recordings made under various names going back to the late 90s. Indie electronica and ramshackle psychedelia with a slightly literary bent.

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